Love it...so true

MICHIGAN WINTER POEM.
It's winter here in Michigan,
And the gentle breezes blow.
Seventy miles an hour,
At twenty five below,
Oh, how I love ole Michigan,
When the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose freezes shut,
Yes, The weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around,
I could never leave my Michigan,
Cause I'm frozen to the ground.